Made from 100% pure concentrated dork
shepard: ill punch a reaper i dont give a fuck
shepard: *punches reaper*
shepard: get anderson

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

outofcontextdnd:

DM: …the lecturer is pleased that the party’s fighter knows more about necromancy than most of his students, and annoyed at his students that the party’s fighter knows more about necromancy than his students.

maliks-butt:

points LUV THESE COMPANIONS

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

drewapple:

norick:

Twitter / vinylester: 個人的ヒットはこのUFO風鈴。短冊で人がさらわれている。 h …

i luv this
rockleaf:

every anders cutscene just makes me wonder if he’s gonna be alright

rockleaf:

every anders cutscene just makes me wonder if he’s gonna be alright